Events

Ostraca w/ support from Cady, Jotnarr, Christina Carpenter

July 16, 2026, 7 p.m.

Real Life Presents: OSTRACA Heavy as hell blackened screamo from Richmond, Virginia. Support from: CADY (https://cadyheron.bandcamp.com/) JØTNARR (https://jotnarr.bandcamp.com/) CHRISTINA CARPENTE

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"So Long Cece's Schlong!" Trans-Femme Surgery Fundraiser

July 18, 2026, 7 p.m.

SO LONG CECE'S SHLONG TRANSFEMME SURGERY FUNDRAISER FUNERAL ATTIRE (R.I.Penis) Join us at this prepussy party as we gather to celebrate and mourn the loss of a very important member ON our community.

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How To Catch a Pig - TRANS REVENGE

July 24, 2026, 7 p.m.

Join us for a night of punk, stripper poles, and plotting revenge. You know the drill.

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LOLA PONY’s PINK TRASH CHICKEN RELEASE PARTY

July 26, 2026, 5 p.m.

Lola Pony🦄, the Last Superstar Alive is releasing her debut album! The show has been curated by Lola Pony’s Castle Pony. Expect a SHOW from beginning to end. Lola Pony will tell you her story with the support of her friends. There’s NO running order. All of the artists will be part of the show from the beginning.

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BAR WOTEVER: POST TRANS+ PRIDE COMMUNITY EVENT

July 31, 2026, 7 p.m.

Bar Wot is back for a Post Trans+ Pride show! For over two decades, Bar Wotever has been a space for drag, music, poetry, dance, burlesque and everything in between. A platform for emerging artists, a home for seasoned performers, and a night for queers who want something different. Political, punk, messy, moving, it's always been about showing up and seeing what happens, wotever happens. This July we're back with something special.

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HOT QUEER MAGIC DAY FEST 2026

Aug. 1, 2026, 3 p.m.

HOT QUEER MAGIC DAY FEST 2026 Details we are soooo back QUEER CEILIDH, DJs, CABARET, LIVE MUSIC, TAROT, PIES! As ever, also fundraising for Lewisham Donation Hub, and writing letters to our activist friends in jail. We're so excited to be back with another cabaret showcasing raucous, seductive, hilarious, political, outrageous art from the most wonderful people around. We go 3pm - midnight! Let's make this the best one yet

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Dirty Dykes Bikini Bike Wash!

Aug. 9, 2026, 11:30 a.m.

FOR THE LAST 18 MONTHS WE’VE LOVINGLY WASHED EVERY CUP BY HAND - AND WE’VE HAD ENOUGH! hELP US FUNDRAISE TO BUY A NEW DISHWASHER BY GETTING YOUR BIKE CLEANED BY A HOT DYKE! FEATURING DJ SET FROM AREOLE GRANDE LATTE! HOSTED BY LIV WYNTER + LORI MAE, MANAGED BY ANDIE YOUR BIKE WASHED BY FOPÉ KITTY OSMAN MO (LONDON LEATHER DYKES) MADDIE ADORE LIV WYNTER SUMMER BIKE WASHING FROM 12pM - 4PM PURCHASED ON THE DAY

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